1 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:15,400 - Do you go to Viterbo? - No. How many questions! 2 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,880 Sorry, I haven't any intentions. I'm not a free man, you know? 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,560 - Are you married? - No, still for a few hours I am bachelor, 4 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:24,788 but at one I will be husband! - Best wishes! 5 00:00:24,988 --> 00:00:27,600 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. 6 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:39,731 Dear young people, you are here before the altar of God 7 00:00:40,168 --> 00:00:43,404 to exchange the solemn promise of your eternal love... 8 00:00:45,531 --> 00:00:48,244 My poor daughter! Marries such a rough man... 9 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,328 She is so sensitive. - Mom , what do you expect? 10 00:00:51,230 --> 00:00:52,917 Is someone who comes from nothing! 11 00:00:53,224 --> 00:00:54,007 But she bought her a nice house! 12 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:58,080 -Lucky her, she is going to live in Rome! - Poor creature, far from me... 13 00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,960 - O, yes! - Without her mom! 14 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:05,440 The years will pass, but your love will be eternal... 15 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:08,800 - Is it true that he was a master builder? - Did you hear too? 16 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:11,440 - But the partner has a distinct air. - Which? 17 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:12,960 That one with the beard. 18 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:18,160 Do you want, Elena Bonfatti, take the present Alberto Mariani, 19 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:22,440 as your legitimate spouse, according to the rite of Holy Mother Church? 20 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,360 Yes. 21 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:29,080 Do you want, Alberto Mariani, take the here present Elena Bonfatti, 22 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:34,000 as your legitimate bride, according to the rite of the Holy Mother Church? 23 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:55,680 Yes. 24 00:01:56,080 --> 00:02:02,361 I join you in marriage, in the name of the Father, the Son , and the Holy Spirit. 25 00:02:05,523 --> 00:02:08,510 THE HUSBAND 26 00:04:15,117 --> 00:04:16,275 I don't come up, I'll go to the office right away. 27 00:04:16,708 --> 00:04:18,134 Thank you for coming to take me. 28 00:04:18,461 --> 00:04:22,580 Dear, it is no longer raining. Watch out for new shoes, there's the puddle! 29 00:04:23,034 --> 00:04:25,579 - I put them already in the puddle! - Pay attention at the raincoat and not bathe it. 30 00:04:25,779 --> 00:04:27,600 Keep the bag. 31 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,760 - Give me everything, dear. - Here are the magazines... 32 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:34,183 - Get down, baby. - Help me... 33 00:04:34,383 --> 00:04:35,600 This one I give it to you or to your lady? 34 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,600 To me, to me... everything to me! 35 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:42,050 - I salute you, Mrs! - But do you still call her Mrs ? 36 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:46,080 Then hello Elena, good rest. And do not tire too much! 37 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,880 What was that wink of the eye? How unpleasant! 38 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,800 It will not be witty, but it is the only friend I have. Goodbye! 39 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:53,880 But why doesn't he cut off his beard? 40 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,840 He was lieutenent in the Alpi mountains... - Welcome Dotto '! 41 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,960 Always go Rome! - Go Rome! 42 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,320 Take your suitcases... - Right away. 43 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,600 Here we are! Have you the keys, dear? 44 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,200 - No, you must have them. - Yes. 45 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:12,160 My home, my home...how much do you cost me! But this one doesn't open? 46 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:15,200 - Maybe Pauline has put the stop. - And who is it? - The maid. 47 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,517 But why does she close inside? 48 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,983 Maybe she is afraid, she is a little girl so lost, shy... 49 00:05:19,183 --> 00:05:19,749 Welcome. 50 00:05:22,033 --> 00:05:24,317 Pauline, go take the luggage down at the concierge! 51 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:26,579 Yes, sir. 52 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:29,526 It's just a little girl! 53 00:05:29,828 --> 00:05:32,125 - Micione (Big cat), do you take me in your arms? - Why? 54 00:05:32,557 --> 00:05:33,995 Please, I dreamed all my life! 55 00:05:34,789 --> 00:05:36,180 As you like, my little cherry. 56 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:38,935 Your Miccione will take you in his arms 57 00:05:40,472 --> 00:05:43,519 Come on, let's do as the Americans... Yes, how fat you became! 58 00:05:44,191 --> 00:05:46,040 - No, with the left! - Yes, with the right, yes.... 59 00:05:47,427 --> 00:05:49,699 Careful, the appendicitis,you hurt me! 60 00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:53,098 Ahi! What a hit at my knees! -The knee... 61 00:05:54,892 --> 00:05:57,483 A little kiss and everything is over, huh? Oh my God! They did cric! 62 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,015 The sunglasses, They were 10 thousand lire ! 63 00:06:00,706 --> 00:06:02,117 Eh, with all the money you earn! 64 00:06:03,023 --> 00:06:05,253 And the money I spent for the honey moon? What is it? 65 00:06:06,063 --> 00:06:07,595 A mom's gift for you. Do you like? 66 00:06:08,115 --> 00:06:10,270 It gives me a sensation of old... of dead... 67 00:06:11,188 --> 00:06:13,801 - Yes, my grandfather died in it! - Oh God! -It scares you? 68 00:06:15,183 --> 00:06:16,166 No! The hex doesn't come to me... 69 00:06:16,366 --> 00:06:18,360 The gift of companions of conservatory. 70 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:21,160 Stefania, Simona, Matilda and me with the cello. 71 00:06:22,083 --> 00:06:23,405 - Will you continue to play it? 72 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,596 The first call! Let me answer... 73 00:06:27,796 --> 00:06:30,631 Yes, answer it! But who are you? My mistress, you are... 74 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,240 Yes, who do I talk to? 75 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:35,280 Yes, Bonf House... ehm... house Mariani. 76 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:36,880 Who wants him? 77 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,400 Come? Mr. Gargano? 78 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,680 Garga '! Garga, let it go! 79 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,720 You must give me a million and two, yes or no? 80 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,560 I send you the chicken coop, yes or no? How come in Bari? 81 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,400 First Bari, then no longer Bari, but what are these things? 82 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:53,840 I'm building a 4 floors building, I need the cash! 83 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:55,320 What? 84 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:59,160 I made a family, I had the wedding journey, my sun glasses are broken, 85 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,560 I have signed checks and I want the cash! 86 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,240 And who cares!? And who cares!? 87 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,080 But I hit him in the head with the books! 88 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:13,360 Ah, his sister-in-law died... poor one! And who cares!? 89 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:17,440 If you go to the funeral of your sister-in-law I send you to jail! 90 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,360 - In the night if you hear the crickets. - What? 91 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:23,080 - In the night if you hear the crickets. - Where? 92 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,160 - From the terrace. - Really? 93 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,080 Be careful it is hot. 94 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:30,600 - How old are you, Paolina? - I will be 17 in September. 95 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:33,480 - Do you have a boyfriend? - I'm still a little horse, yes. 96 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,440 A little horse? You're a big one. 97 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:38,520 What do you want to say? - That you have to be careful about the military! 98 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,560 Why? - Because the military is smart, make the traps! 99 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,120 What do I care, I only attend graduates! 100 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:46,640 - How clever you are! 101 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:50,440 But what are you doing, Paolina? Take the coffee to the lady! 102 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,400 But do you know that Pauline makes me laugh a lot ? 103 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,560 She says she hears the cricket on the terrace. 104 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,880 - What is this scale? - Did you notice it? 105 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,800 - Yes. - Come on, it's a surprise. 106 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:02,880 I ruined myself, I also bought the upper terrace! 107 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,160 Ah, there will be the room for our kids! 108 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:08,680 Do not start again about the children. For time being, no, so we said. 109 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,640 Yes, we said, but I want children, dear. 110 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:14,640 I also want them! But now let's just be alone! 111 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:17,880 This door goes to the main ladder, we close it and we are alone. 112 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,080 - Won't it be a useless spending? - How come? 113 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:23,400 This is the highest point in Rome! Do not you feel that fresh air? 114 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,080 Look at the panorama. 115 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:29,200 Meadows, trees... we are in town and at the same time in the countryside. 116 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:30,880 But where is the city? 117 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,520 Well, you do not see it... but in a couple of years here we are in the center! 118 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:37,920 See how much they build? The land increases every day! 119 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,200 See that piece of land with the bush? 120 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,000 5 years ago, a friend tells me: Take it for 1 million. 121 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,720 Do you know how much it is worth today? 25 million! 122 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,640 Did you earn 24 million in this way, without effort? 123 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,960 I really didn't have a million to buy the bush. 124 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:55,680 Don't look,everything is temporary! We put plants everywhere! 125 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,480 I water it... - We can take a gardener! 126 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,040 You play the cello... Deck chairs, umbrellas, swings! 127 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:05,400 A guest room for the guests would be great... What guests? 128 00:09:07,682 --> 00:09:11,418 If one day you come to find my sister or my mother... 129 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:14,707 No Elena... we don't build guest rooms. 130 00:09:15,999 --> 00:09:18,088 This terrace we have to enjoy me and you alone. 131 00:09:18,723 --> 00:09:21,116 I took it because no one would come to live on our head... 132 00:09:23,444 --> 00:09:26,821 You will see, if we are alone we will always have a serene life, happy... 133 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,496 Without thought, in peace... 134 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:45,200 Commendatore, the ground is paid, the foundation finished, 135 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:48,960 the mortgage is secured, but for finishing we need cash, you must help us! 136 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:53,640 I could help you, but you want to build a 4 floors building without any cash? 137 00:09:56,487 --> 00:09:58,338 But you presented us Gargano ! He doesn't pay! 138 00:09:58,805 --> 00:10:02,812 I started off with a little cash, but the wedding, the rates of the house, 139 00:10:03,012 --> 00:10:05,482 the furnitures, my wife who eats so much! 140 00:10:07,218 --> 00:10:09,676 - Guys, how much do you need? - Let's go to the bar... 141 00:10:09,935 --> 00:10:11,120 No, I have a deputy who runs away. 142 00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:13,853 Make a sensible proposal and I'll answer you right away! 143 00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:15,986 - A beer? - Mr engineer, on the phone! 144 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,680 It's your wife! - We need 2 million. 145 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:21,840 I have my wife on the phone. - Your partner has a diploma? 146 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,640 Workers call us so, but I'm a geometry. 147 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:27,680 - You were in the Alpine? - In Julia... - Another time... 148 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,960 - Is there anything urgent? - Nothing! 149 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,720 - So why do you call me? - Guess who's here? 150 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,320 - No, who? - Mom! 151 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,840 -I must go, the deputy leaves... Wait, I'll be right away! - Hello? 152 00:10:38,849 --> 00:10:40,295 I'm in a hurry, I have to leave, Elena! 153 00:10:40,638 --> 00:10:42,612 - Guess who brought it? - What did she bring? 154 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,760 I'm not a soothsayer, Elena... a ham? 155 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,560 - No! - And what did he bring? Eggs? 156 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:51,000 If you want to know wait on the phone, don't hang up! 157 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:54,400 - Elena? Ready? - Listen! 158 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,880 If the commander goes and does not give me 2 million, I'm ruined! 159 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,120 Engineer, I greet you! 160 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:05,160 Commendatore I'm done! Ernesto, come on! Take it! 161 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,400 And cut off your beard! Commendatore! 162 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,040 What's the beard got to do... 163 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,440 Hello? 164 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:21,360 Commendatore... One minute and we make a deal! Wait!! 165 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,920 Gargano owes me 1 million and two, yes or no? 166 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:27,480 But who do you think you are! Do you think that only you know the deputies? 167 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,196 Did you like it, darling? 168 00:11:39,396 --> 00:11:41,758 Elena, it was beautiful ,congratulations! 169 00:11:41,958 --> 00:11:44,640 - But who is it? - I am... Ernesto. 170 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,880 -Which Ernesto? - The partner. 171 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,000 The partner? 172 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,920 I replaced Alberto, the commendatore was running away... 173 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:55,960 I wonder why that one had to phone me right now? 174 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:58,040 How stupid we are! 175 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,160 Sure, she is exactly a cretin! 176 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:02,800 Erne ', you don't call my wife a cretin! 177 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:05,520 Sorry,I was angry, but you got marry right now! 178 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,040 When, then ? 6 years of engagement! 179 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,200 But today we've lost $ 2 million! 180 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,880 On the phone Gargano refused and I'll go! 181 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,080 But what are you going to do? You did not have to do the expenses you did. 182 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,240 The one for the marriage? 183 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,080 No, you had to do it by force, 184 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:24,255 that one didn't marry you if you would't buy a house, there were others you could avoid! 185 00:12:24,455 --> 00:12:24,921 Which? 186 00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:27,030 The guests were 20, 187 00:12:27,258 --> 00:12:29,458 a boiler and refrigerator are necessary in a home! Which could have avoided? 188 00:12:30,391 --> 00:12:32,277 - Your sister! - Fuck, tell her I am not here! 189 00:12:32,477 --> 00:12:34,985 Tell her that I have contagious fever ! - Yes... it's there! 190 00:12:36,119 --> 00:12:37,695 My God, this one asks me money! 191 00:12:37,895 --> 00:12:39,320 - Hello, Sofia! - Hello. 192 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,240 What is it? - We wanted to thank you for your invitation. 193 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,160 Eh, I am sorry, but I couldn't invite you. 194 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:49,282 You are ashamed of your family which isn't worthy of your wife', who plays the violin. 195 00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:50,280 Forget it... 196 00:12:50,778 --> 00:12:52,818 It is neither because of you nor because of your uncle, it is because of your husband, 197 00:12:53,018 --> 00:12:54,484 if I would have invited him if he would got bogged down! 198 00:12:55,006 --> 00:12:56,042 What is it, does he always hit you? 199 00:12:56,980 --> 00:12:57,981 - What is it? - You don't see what it is? 200 00:12:58,549 --> 00:13:01,200 Since you are married and you didn't remember that mom is dead 201 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,008 we repaired the gravestone of mom! 202 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:04,420 Did we wrong? 203 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:09,607 You did well... - 48 thousand, Albe '... - 48 thousand... I see it. 204 00:13:10,562 --> 00:13:12,931 It's the least, or poor mom, that tomb was abandoned. 205 00:13:13,395 --> 00:13:16,271 - And did you pay? - And no daughters, and how did we do it? 206 00:13:17,075 --> 00:13:18,125 Do we divide in three? 207 00:13:19,071 --> 00:13:20,573 Albe 'if I had the money I wouldn't have come to you, 208 00:13:21,279 --> 00:13:22,451 I would have made myself the gravestone for mom! 209 00:13:24,545 --> 00:13:27,231 Well, 'Sofi', stop crying. I will pay the gravestone. 210 00:13:28,896 --> 00:13:29,973 Did you see that there is uncle? 211 00:13:31,202 --> 00:13:34,013 I saw it, I'm happy, I find him well. You okay, uncle? 212 00:13:34,203 --> 00:13:35,096 What do you care? 213 00:13:36,432 --> 00:13:37,643 Sorry, eh! Did you understand? 214 00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:40,058 What do you care, he says. 215 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:43,208 Did you see it, Albe? And where is he sleeping? 216 00:13:43,747 --> 00:13:44,607 Where do I sleep? 217 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,999 Where? Where he has slept so far! 218 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,720 No, we are 3 brothers! He has slept 2 years at my house, 2 years at our brother Otello 219 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:53,679 and now where is he sleeping? Where he sleeps, Albe? 220 00:13:53,879 --> 00:13:56,971 Where is he sleeping? I'm just married, I need intimacy! 221 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,764 - Yes, yes... - Yes, yes! 222 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,783 You have 3 terraces, front, behind and one above, that is just superfluous! 223 00:14:03,396 --> 00:14:05,365 And I put him on the terrace, uncle? 224 00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:08,314 You build a room and make him sleep, poor old one! 225 00:14:09,127 --> 00:14:10,467 This poor old man is your mom's brother! 226 00:14:11,503 --> 00:14:12,667 It is my mother's brother, 227 00:14:12,867 --> 00:14:16,271 I love him dearly and the terrace will be superfluous but nobody touches it! 228 00:14:16,738 --> 00:14:18,040 Do you want to take me the panorama? 229 00:14:19,014 --> 00:14:22,360 It's a little terrace! It will be a meter on 80... Sorry,uncle. 230 00:14:22,801 --> 00:14:25,552 Is a meter for 80, do you want to sleep with the feet off the parapets? 231 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,197 Only a kid could stai in. - Yes, yes. 232 00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:31,721 No,not even a kid! It's small! - Yes, yes.... Yes, yes, yes yes! 233 00:14:32,643 --> 00:14:34,737 How did you have this idea, I do not know! 234 00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:47,198 But what are you doing, Mom? 235 00:14:47,442 --> 00:14:50,428 This is an independent entrance so we do not disturb anyone, 236 00:14:50,749 --> 00:14:53,377 Here's your sister's room, the bathroom and this is my room. 237 00:14:53,577 --> 00:14:55,800 - No mother. - Why? - Alberto won't ever agree . 238 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,320 He bought it for us and wants noone else! 239 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,080 But do you agree? 240 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,612 Yes, but I will never ask him. 241 00:15:01,812 --> 00:15:03,149 But there is no need for it . 242 00:15:03,605 --> 00:15:05,741 Let's leave the signs and when he will come to the terrace, 243 00:15:05,941 --> 00:15:11,117 he will see them and it will be him to make the offer, if he is well-disposed, otherwise... 244 00:15:11,319 --> 00:15:12,833 I do not want to start with these hypocrisy. 245 00:15:13,367 --> 00:15:15,715 There are not hypocrisy, is a matter of tactics! 246 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,820 Why did I and Dad have been so happy together? 247 00:15:19,141 --> 00:15:19,990 Because you loved them. 248 00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:21,741 No, I never told him the truth! Pauline? 249 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,520 Yes? 250 00:15:23,585 --> 00:15:26,041 Sorry, but are you wearing the bra? 251 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:30,995 No, it's a superfluous expense. But what an idea... 252 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,440 Milk or lemon, engineer? 253 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,280 Ah, as you like, Pauline. 254 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,240 But who are you, huh? 255 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,480 But who is it? 256 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,360 Milk or lemon? 257 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,640 No milk or lemon. 258 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,120 Only tea? 259 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,160 No! 260 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,040 You took an old woman? Where did you find her? 261 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,080 It's called Armida, looks good, is not it? 262 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,440 Buzz off... 263 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,080 Ready? Ah, Erne, are you? 264 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:37,040 Who? Giorgio, Mario and Peppino? Ah, are you all, eh? 265 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,080 They are my friends, they make a dinner... 266 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,640 What do you guys eat? 267 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:46,520 Look, spaghetti ammatriciana, coda alla vaccinara and lamb . 268 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,400 Ammappeve... Big bachelors! 269 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,000 - Are you coming too? - Me? 270 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,891 They ask me if I go too? 271 00:16:55,091 --> 00:16:56,939 How could they thought of it? 272 00:16:57,139 --> 00:16:59,050 No, I stay home, with my little wife. 273 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,759 Say hello from me. Tell the buon appetite. 274 00:17:02,370 --> 00:17:04,654 My wife wish you Buon appetite 275 00:17:05,175 --> 00:17:07,649 - And good fun. - And good fun, she says. 276 00:17:08,681 --> 00:17:09,213 lo? 277 00:17:10,505 --> 00:17:12,561 And of course... how come I don't enjoy myself? 278 00:17:12,761 --> 00:17:15,510 - So goodnight. - Good night, big feeders! 279 00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:18,840 We'll see you tomorrow at the game, one hour before, huh? 280 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,390 Who is missing, Rome - Lazio. 281 00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:23,535 Go Rome! Always go Rome! 282 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,840 Is Peppino there? Give him a little to the phone. 283 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,000 I give him. Oh, who arrives first, holds the seats! 284 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,120 - Hello, Albe '. - Peppino, are you? 285 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:37,160 Peppino... 286 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,800 Despite you and all Lazials, Peppi '! 287 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:43,200 - Did you want to go with them? - With them? No... 288 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,680 Are you crazy? 289 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,240 Well... We go to bed! 290 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,560 Now I make you hear 112 with sordine. 291 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,520 - Is more cheerful? - Now you will hear . 292 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:28,320 Din, don, din, dan... 293 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,240 One! 294 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,560 Today the day is so beautiful... 295 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,160 what a pleasure to walk... 296 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:44,440 on your property... up and down, up and down... 297 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,800 Up for the ladder, salts, get in quick... 298 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,520 as if you were in elevator, watering your flower... 299 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,560 humming a canzon. 300 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:58,280 - Madam, I have prepared the flowers. - Bravo, put them on the table. 301 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,240 - Here? - Yes, yes, there. 302 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:07,040 Who owns, really, this beautiful property... 303 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,760 Room of Ida? 304 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,520 Entrance? 305 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,000 How smart, the mother in law. 306 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,360 She has made her apartment. 307 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,400 Buzz off! What is this crap? 308 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,520 Run away! 309 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,280 What the fuck... 310 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,640 She flinged like a hawk. 311 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,360 And , she has made the observatory, from here she dominates everything. 312 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,320 When I eat, when I drink, when I sleep, she always watches. 313 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,760 She has made the bath. 314 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:39,960 You don't have a mother, I'm your mum. 315 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,080 I don't have a mom! 316 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,480 If I had my mom, if I had... 317 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,360 Where should I have put her, mummy? 318 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,400 My room... When you buy it is your room! 319 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,640 Good morning, Alberto. 320 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,800 Good morning, Alberto. - Thank you, love. 321 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,040 - Have you seen, dear? - What? 322 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,720 Mom, on the terrace... Mom? What are you saying? 323 00:20:12,976 --> 00:20:14,656 The signs... that are on the terrace... 324 00:20:18,491 --> 00:20:20,012 But what do you say? 325 00:20:20,226 --> 00:20:22,311 Where? - Is there no one there? 326 00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:24,207 - No. - No? 327 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,416 Do not you see them? 328 00:20:26,801 --> 00:20:28,560 No... I do not see them. 329 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,027 No, Alberto, with these jokes! 330 00:20:32,581 --> 00:20:35,176 Then the terrace I gave to my uncle, who is my mom's brother. 331 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,712 - Lazio! Lazio! Lazio! - Who is? 332 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,280 The refugees! 333 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:46,440 The dirty ones, get this! 334 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,640 Where do you go at this time? 335 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,040 Aoh, but what time is it now? 336 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,960 What time is it? There is the match.. 337 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,560 Damn it the terrace! I was forgetting the match. Women! 338 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,760 Women, there is the game, I am late, do it sooner! 339 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,440 - Alberto, where are you going? - But how? There is the match! 340 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,240 The underpants! Prepare the pedals! - Do not you eat? 341 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:09,960 No, I eat something, prepare me a sandwich, I'll eat it in the street. 342 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,000 But there are my friends at lunch. 343 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:15,280 I know, but friends are invitations another time, but how do I do it? 344 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,280 There is Rome - Lazio, try to understand. 345 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,240 Come on, so I'll make a fool of myself with friends... 346 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,224 And I don't make a fool of myself with 100 thousand romanists? 347 00:21:22,424 --> 00:21:23,360 You invited them exactly today? 348 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,880 But you said you liked to hear the music. 349 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,520 - You want that I stay home? - No, I don't want you to give up. 350 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:28,917 Then I'll go! 351 00:21:29,117 --> 00:21:32,228 For once, you could... What do I do, will I go or not? 352 00:21:32,428 --> 00:21:34,205 Is Rome - Lazio... Forza Roma! 353 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,120 When I was born my first wailing was Go Rome, Elena... 354 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,640 But look... But look what stuff! 355 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,640 You Lazio are always the same! - Let it go... 356 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:08,520 Go Rome! 357 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,520 - Is it free this place? - Yes. 358 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,160 - But wasn't it for Alberto? - But he doesn't come anymore. 359 00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:15,820 - Do you think he doesn't come? - He is married now. 360 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,206 But what is he dong all the Sundays at home with his wife? 361 00:22:18,406 --> 00:22:19,360 He says he has fun. 362 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:33,160 We are broadcasting from the Olimpico in Rome, the derby Roma - Lazio. 363 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:36,560 After a quarter of an hour of play the score stays on 0 to 0. 364 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,480 Rome attacks, gets on the bottom line, 365 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:43,720 traversone, collects Dacosta on the fly and Lovati deviates in the corner. 366 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,920 Beautiful action and beautiful parade on the Brazilian cannoniere. 367 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:55,120 Ball to Muccinelli... Spliers stop the action and return. 368 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,120 Collects Iodice fleeing on the side line, 369 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:02,520 shakes in the middle, passing... but Binardi's head rejects. 370 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:06,240 Rome is clearly superior, tightens Lazio in its area... 371 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,240 Muffins in Selmonson, shooting. Panetti para in a superb way. 372 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,680 Dacosta exceeds 2 opponents, has landed 3 meters from the door. 373 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,600 The referee runs to the point fatal, penalty for Rome. 374 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:36,840 Giuliano prepares to kick... 375 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,680 - What do you do if I block Suez? - Step for Gibraltar. 376 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,882 - And I'm sending you the English fleet. - And me the Russian one... 377 00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:03,750 Alberto, what's up? Alberto? Alberto! 378 00:27:10,082 --> 00:27:11,590 And from the instrument it remained only this? 379 00:27:12,508 --> 00:27:13,451 Only this, Father. 380 00:27:14,623 --> 00:27:16,186 But your husband reads espionage books? 381 00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:20,911 Read only yellow books and sports newspapers, he doesn't like the culture. 382 00:27:21,111 --> 00:27:22,430 No doubt, it was him. 383 00:27:23,472 --> 00:27:24,265 And why would he do it? 384 00:27:24,465 --> 00:27:26,569 Why? You stoped him from seeing the derby, 385 00:27:27,047 --> 00:27:29,243 you miss him a goal of Dacosta, 386 00:27:29,519 --> 00:27:31,255 a rigor with the fake, a gown of Lovati, 387 00:27:31,745 --> 00:27:34,867 you force him to hear the concertino and ask me why? 388 00:27:35,931 --> 00:27:37,801 Sorry, but I would have done it myself too. 389 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:41,452 - But he was in bed with me. - Yes he wanted to create an alibi, 390 00:27:41,652 --> 00:27:43,800 he copied the mechanism of a perfect crime, 391 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,186 maybe he only reads yellow books, but he reads them well. 392 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,360 - I will buy a new cello. - And he will get rod of hom again. 393 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,520 - I'll buy another one! - And he will throw it again! 394 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,400 - And I return to my mom! And I beat you! 395 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,600 - Why? - Because you are his wife! 396 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,640 Yes, you men always agree! 397 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:02,057 Even if he is wrong, it is better to lose the cello or your husband? 398 00:28:02,257 --> 00:28:04,397 What will my mother say, if I renounce the music? 399 00:28:05,010 --> 00:28:06,995 She will say that it is a great loss for music, 400 00:28:07,572 --> 00:28:09,659 but I've been your teacher for 7 years, 401 00:28:10,325 --> 00:28:13,389 I finally get the chance to tell you: renounce to music, 402 00:28:13,945 --> 00:28:17,083 it will not be a big loss, listen even your companions. 403 00:28:17,765 --> 00:28:19,194 I could also give up to music, 404 00:28:19,394 --> 00:28:24,636 but now that means accepting a husband's act of strength and for all my life I have to suffer. 405 00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:28,200 But what evidence do you have that he was to blow up the cello? 406 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,640 But you have told me, Father! 407 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,680 No, I made a supposition, but I could be wrong. 408 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,080 But now you change the cards on the table, 409 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,360 first you show me that he was and then you tell me the opposite. 410 00:28:38,547 --> 00:28:40,337 Yes, it was he, but you have not seen him 411 00:28:40,585 --> 00:28:44,079 Do you want to know how I think it? 412 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,960 It was a love test. 413 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:46,739 Then what do I have to do? 414 00:28:46,939 --> 00:28:49,120 Get busy with him and his business and try to be useful, maybe without him noticing. 415 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,120 - Is there Mariani Engineer? - Who are you? 416 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,280 - The commendator Rinaldi. - Do you have an appointment? 417 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,280 Do you want me to pass, please? 418 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,280 He is, he came, don't let him see you, for God sake. 419 00:29:25,667 --> 00:29:30,008 Dearest commendatore, happy to see you, I find you in shape, you have clear eyes... 420 00:29:30,208 --> 00:29:33,658 Stop the pandering,do you know why I came? 421 00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:35,505 - Of course, for the bill. 422 00:29:36,388 --> 00:29:37,290 - Yes. - What is worried about? 423 00:29:37,735 --> 00:29:39,880 I waited for you on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, 424 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,280 I call her, you talk to me about Gargano. If you don't pay me on Saturday, 425 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,221 I pull the digger, I sequester it all. 426 00:29:46,421 --> 00:29:50,040 Come on,these are big words, what do we do, stop the work? 427 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,320 - Sure, you stop. - And be it, we are fair... 428 00:29:53,230 --> 00:29:55,529 Commendatore, I the bill I would have paid, 429 00:29:55,848 --> 00:29:57,484 if my partner was not in the south. 430 00:29:57,823 --> 00:30:00,319 - And what does its partner in the south? - What to do in the south... 431 00:30:00,619 --> 00:30:03,319 It's in Bari to get cash to pay your bill. 432 00:30:03,519 --> 00:30:04,875 And when he returns from Bari? 433 00:30:05,075 --> 00:30:09,000 Eh? Here it is, he is traveling, coming today, tomorrow, Friday...within an hour. 434 00:30:10,757 --> 00:30:13,126 In short, as soon as my partner comes from Bari, I pay her. 435 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,886 My word. 436 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,095 Does he give me his word? 437 00:30:17,435 --> 00:30:19,810 Up, word of honor, what do you think, between us... A drop? 438 00:30:20,010 --> 00:30:21,880 - Yes, a drop. - Sit down, 439 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,720 You are a fine man. How is your Lady? 440 00:30:25,035 --> 00:30:27,496 I sent it to Chianciano, but for me she is gravely well. 441 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,520 Good... And bravo, with your wife at Chianciano, 442 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,654 you took advantage of it and you have fun, huh? 443 00:30:32,854 --> 00:30:33,440 Do I disturb? 444 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,880 Who is it? Ah, Elena, how come you came, a minute, that... 445 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,200 Do you want to let me say two words to my husband? 446 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:42,080 Allow me to present my wife, the commendator Rinaldi. 447 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,400 - Pleasure. Just two words. - You are welcome. 448 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,840 The maid confessed, she destroyed the cello, 449 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:52,628 because she understood that he shared us and wanted to suppress it for our happiness. 450 00:30:53,593 --> 00:30:55,331 But do you know I have a treasure in my house? 451 00:30:55,835 --> 00:30:58,523 My wife teaches the Cello , she graduated the Conservatory. 452 00:30:58,908 --> 00:31:00,706 Congratulations and still playing? 453 00:31:01,256 --> 00:31:03,377 - No, I decided to quit. - What a pity and why? 454 00:31:04,409 --> 00:31:06,682 I understand that in marriage you have to renounce at some things. 455 00:31:07,342 --> 00:31:10,537 Do you know I didn't yet know my husband's office? 456 00:31:10,737 --> 00:31:13,160 You can come wherever you want, who will prevent you? 457 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,200 It is the mystery office, The usher doesn't let me pass, 458 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,040 The other makes me a sign of silence and then hides. 459 00:31:19,381 --> 00:31:21,058 - Who is this cretin? - your partner. 460 00:31:22,820 --> 00:31:24,441 But what do you say dear, Ernesto is in Bari... 461 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,045 No, I tell you he's there, I've seen him. 462 00:31:28,245 --> 00:31:30,679 You tell me he's there,I tell you it's in Bari. 463 00:31:30,879 --> 00:31:33,322 It will be the usher, unless it has arrived and he didn't appear... 464 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:36,611 I'll try it. Ernesto? Here, you see, there is not. 465 00:31:36,892 --> 00:31:38,451 - But I assure you I've seen it. - Yes? 466 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,040 Ernesto? 467 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,000 Ernesto! 468 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,440 Erne! 469 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,351 Ernesto? - Here am I, what do you want Alberto? 470 00:31:46,551 --> 00:31:48,440 Lose it, I call him and this one comes... 471 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,600 But Ernesto, you came and you don't come and see me? 472 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,640 Sorry, I've come now and did not want to bother you. 473 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,160 Okay, I and Commander are waiting for you. 474 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,920 Then everything is settled, so, thanks to the lady, we are in place. 475 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,280 Here is the bill. 476 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,480 Here is the bill... 477 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:05,600 Here is... 478 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,800 What is it? Did not you bring the cash from Bari? 479 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,120 You want to see what... - What does that mean? 480 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,280 My partner is in Bari, he returns on Saturday,now is here. 481 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,200 What is this farce? 482 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,520 - What to do? - If the lady did not come, 483 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:22,040 I thought his partner was in Bari and you wouldn't have paid me. 484 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,440 - But what changes? - Of course it changes! 485 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,280 And if tomorrow I'm not on the table until the last lira, 486 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,360 I sequester the excavator and you will not finish the works anymore! 487 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,120 And you lady compliments her, 488 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,280 an artist married with a cheating chef! 489 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,120 Did I make a mistake? 490 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,160 Bongo, bongo, bongo, I'm fine... 491 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,520 Sorry Elena, but... when I look at you, what does that mean? 492 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,480 I do not know, I do not understand. 493 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,829 No, I'm sorry, but when I look at it, not to make comparisons, 494 00:32:58,097 --> 00:33:00,314 even the last of the country women understands what it means. 495 00:33:00,809 --> 00:33:02,133 But what do I have to understand? 496 00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:05,010 Sorry, but you had to understand I was in Bari 497 00:33:05,626 --> 00:33:11,141 No.I'm sorry, but in my house I have never heard of bills of exchange we never lied, 498 00:33:11,624 --> 00:33:13,016 never used subterfuges and nobody ever looked at me like this! 499 00:33:13,466 --> 00:33:14,910 Instead, in Rome we are forced to use subterfuges 500 00:33:15,238 --> 00:33:17,432 and if we want to survive we must understand each other at once! 501 00:33:17,911 --> 00:33:19,398 Then I tell you that I do not understand, 502 00:33:20,109 --> 00:33:21,794 because I was educated in a good college, 503 00:33:21,994 --> 00:33:25,480 I come from a quality family and I can not understand your gazes! 504 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,145 But your partner... - What 's me got to do with it? 505 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,360 Did you not agree that he was in Bari? 506 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,320 Yes, she was... Yeah, yes, why did you appear? 507 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,321 You called me three times, you insisted... 508 00:33:34,521 --> 00:33:39,446 Bravo, you did not have to But can you always mistake? Now who gives us the million? 509 00:33:40,132 --> 00:33:43,075 - But your wife... - Leave it! - Yes, we are our stuff... 510 00:33:43,645 --> 00:33:44,947 I apologize, but I thought that friendship gave me the right of..... 511 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,640 With the excuse of the friendship I must pay. 512 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,440 - Just a crap like you could have done that... - Now do not overdo it. 513 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,852 Doesn't matter, I'm a crap and I'm always wrong, 514 00:33:54,052 --> 00:33:57,613 but this thing just now because I was not so crazy before you married! 515 00:33:58,307 --> 00:34:00,880 And since your wife thinks that I am too much, I greet you, Albe '! 516 00:34:02,948 --> 00:34:05,948 But what does he do?He leaves? 517 00:34:07,916 --> 00:34:12,281 I'm afraid he does. And what do we do now? 518 00:34:17,303 --> 00:34:19,641 And what do we do now? What have you got with it? 519 00:34:20,635 --> 00:34:23,540 These things think about your husband. I do not know worried about anything. 520 00:34:23,740 --> 00:34:26,160 Eh? Laugh... do not you see it? 521 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:31,480 I don't pay the contributions, 522 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:35,993 They will protest and I will leave, they don't find anyone, I return then , 523 00:34:37,063 --> 00:34:38,299 I pay the fine of 0.03 % 524 00:34:38,941 --> 00:34:42,057 the count would be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6... 525 00:34:42,331 --> 00:34:44,623 The percentage of the arrears, the family tax... 526 00:34:45,235 --> 00:34:47,531 Alberto, do not you eat? Are you pale, molly... 527 00:34:48,291 --> 00:34:52,408 Mom, you're clamy, you have cold fingers, please eat live me alone. 528 00:34:53,623 --> 00:34:56,202 If Gargano gave me a down payment, I'm going to Rinaldi, 529 00:34:56,402 --> 00:34:57,937 I will not resuming work, but avoid seizure. 530 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,048 Alberto listens, there is a surprise... 531 00:35:01,248 --> 00:35:03,240 - But what do you want? - A mother's surprise,under the plate. 532 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,312 But what surprise, what is it? 533 00:35:06,512 --> 00:35:08,080 Raise the plate, it's mother's surprise. 534 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,400 Did you surprise me? I raise the plate. 535 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:11,520 Oh God, what is it? 536 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,120 400 thousand lira? 537 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,640 Mom, but how did you know that I needed? 538 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,480 It was you? It was you, my love? 539 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,680 Thank you. Oh, mother dear... 540 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,720 My beautiful one... 541 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,120 Why don't you eat, the soup becomes cold, there are little peas, 542 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:29,840 400 thousand little peas. 543 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,520 A little wine, mummy? 544 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,120 What do you do, do not you eat, Ida? - I have no appetite. 545 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:35,640 Eh, what does she, is she crying? 546 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,320 - If you knew how preocupied I am for her. - What happened? 547 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,920 Her boyfriend has leaved her. - The lieutenant? 548 00:35:41,057 --> 00:35:44,635 We say to everybody that she left him but it was him who left her. 549 00:35:44,835 --> 00:35:46,111 Look, isn't she looks like a little cadaver? 550 00:35:46,612 --> 00:35:48,732 No, I wouldn't say a cadaver, but soon you'll find another one. 551 00:35:48,932 --> 00:35:50,983 You speak this way because you don't live in the country, 552 00:35:51,764 --> 00:35:54,181 Now at parties no one invites her to dance anymore. 553 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,321 What doesn't matter if you had a fiance ? 554 00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:58,243 Unfortunately she already had 5. - All officers? 555 00:35:58,443 --> 00:36:01,480 No, 3 officers and 2, so called, civilians... 556 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,640 I can not go back to Viterbo... 557 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,840 Of course, she is right, she can no longer live in the country. 558 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,840 Do you see that he also says you should stay in Rome? 559 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,400 - No! - No? - No, in Rome no. 560 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,840 And who said Rome? A Roma no... 561 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,160 No, Rome in some ways is worse. 562 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,320 Why? 563 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,600 You could find the scoundrel that compromise you, don't you read the black chronicle? 564 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:24,880 I want to stay in Rome, even if I'll finish on the black chronicle. 565 00:36:25,290 --> 00:36:27,518 Give me a break. But where do you go to live in Rome? 566 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,360 Yeah, where do you go to live in Rome? 567 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,800 And where do you live? 568 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:41,000 Well, to stay in Rome, I would be happy to sleep... 569 00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,600 on a terrace... - Do not say nonsense. 570 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,920 The terrace is outdoors, where do you put it? 571 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,880 - You can cover it. - Look out! 572 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,240 Mom, Ida, Elena, don't talk about the terrace, please. 573 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,131 But then, what am I supposed to do? 574 00:36:54,331 --> 00:36:55,720 Throw me off the window? 575 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:58,120 If you throw off the window what can I do? 576 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:01,640 To avoid suicide, we could give her the service room. 577 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,920 - But what service! - How good you are, thank you! 578 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,360 You are so good. 579 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,400 I'm sure that in Rome you will marry too. 580 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,075 Even your sister found the husband... 581 00:37:10,275 --> 00:37:12,040 What do you do, you take away the check? 582 00:37:12,454 --> 00:37:13,602 I was distracted... 583 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,080 - Are you happy? - Yes. 584 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,680 Look here Alberto, what a distinguished man, he looks like a prince. 585 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,840 Well, he strangulated his wife, his sister-in-law... 586 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,320 - And the mother-in-law. - No! 587 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,922 His mother-in-law sent him to jail. 588 00:37:39,122 --> 00:37:40,471 Where are you going? 589 00:37:40,671 --> 00:37:42,289 - I must close the window. - Why? - There is a hurricane. 590 00:37:42,792 --> 00:37:44,320 -You are exaggerated, no. - No? 591 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,040 Do you always sleep with the open window? 592 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,120 The nuns in the college which I frequented had accustomed me to this. 593 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,720 - Are the nuns cold? - No... 594 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,280 I'm not a nun... 595 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,560 I'm cold. - But it's summer. 596 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,680 Yes... Here it is... 597 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:02,880 Health and male children! 598 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:04,800 Thank you. 599 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,720 But she wish me health? - Why? 600 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,640 - Then she hears it all. - We also hear her what she says. 601 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,920 What satisfaction is this! So we lost our intimacy. 602 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,840 Look, now you have to have only one goal in life. 603 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,160 Which one? - Find a husband to your sister-in-law. 604 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:21,760 And where do I find it? 605 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,440 We carry her around, so she will know a few people. 606 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,200 There are a million men in Rome, 607 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,360 Is impossible not to find one for her! 608 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,840 Hear this... 609 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:48,200 What wonderful sensations gives a speedboat. 610 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:51,720 Is a fanatic! I would forbid this exhibitionism. 611 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,280 But look at how he goes on the speedboat... 612 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,880 You know how many misfortunes may happen? One is underwater, 613 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,920 comes out with his head, it cuts it off. 614 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,080 What do you say about that one of Castelgandolfo? 615 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,360 Who tells you that it was not a speedboat, 616 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,760 to cut off the head to that poor woman? 617 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,800 That one has found the woman cut in two pieces... 618 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,560 And he hidden her in the bush. 619 00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:18,320 Now I understand why they prohibit the two pieces costumes where there are the motorboats. 620 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,520 No, don't always take me the cigarette! 621 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,680 - You know, I don't like a whole one. - But it's the first I smoke this morning! 622 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,080 This things get me angry. - And me no? 623 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,120 Give me a drop of Coca Cola. 624 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:31,720 -Take it, I'll take another one. - That's enough. 625 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,680 Comendatore, your wife commands you so? 626 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,240 Peppino, this kid stomped me, 627 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,440 make him get down from the swing. - It's been there all this morning. 628 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,760 Carlo, come down! - No! And don't scream. 629 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,200 - What did we say? - That my wife commands me. 630 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,520 - Do I always have to stay with the old ones? - Who is old here? - You. 631 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,360 You all are married, so I never know a young man. 632 00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,760 Poor one, she is right, there are not many young men. 633 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,560 If you don't find them here, get sun in the barracks. 634 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,560 Why do not we bring her to dance tonight? 635 00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,840 With the bills I have to pay, you think I'm going to dance? 636 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,040 Commendatore, look... - Where? 637 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,880 - Turn arround... - Do you think she is a beautiful woman? 638 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,480 - For me, no. - For me yes. 639 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,440 - The hips are beautiful. - No, the hips are ugly. 640 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,840 Then they're ugly, they're scary. Who is it? 641 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,400 - Hi, Albertone. - He was the fanatic one. 642 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,960 - Do you know the last one? - No. - They aquitted me. 643 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,920 Pleasant lady, Dr. Aurelio Santini. 644 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,240 Mrs. Bucarelli, Mrs. Depretis, my sister Ida. 645 00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,120 - Very happy. - Are you married? 646 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,000 - No, bachelor. - Thank god. 647 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,280 I sit near you, since you are married I miss you a lot. 648 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,360 - I don't miss you. - Did you see that motorboat? 649 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,800 We saw it, it went like a rocket. 650 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,440 - Do you want to buy it? - I did not even have a car. 651 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,440 - I have a car for you. - How much does it cost? 652 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:42,275 Nothing. 653 00:40:42,475 --> 00:40:44,680 Then I do not want it. - How come don't you want it? 654 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,960 If you allow me, I do the affairs. Why nothing? 655 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,040 Because it is American, with 200 thousand lire is yours. 656 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,160 - And 300 thousand the registration? 657 00:40:52,180 --> 00:40:53,920 With 500 thousand American car, is a gift. - Yes. 658 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,800 - Do you want to see it? - I'm funny. 659 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,760 - Who wants to go with the motorboat? - lo! 660 00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,160 Let's go to Sardinia, in 5 minutes we'll come back. 661 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,760 Wait a moment, take care the slices... 662 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,440 How nice... - Is he? He has now come out of a process. 663 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,840 - Civil or criminal? - He cheated the state! 664 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,520 Well, if he was able to cheat the state he is smart. 665 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,960 For you o cheat the state is not a crime? - No. 666 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:16,120 Did you hear it? At this point, I renounce to discuss. 667 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,360 Did you see that nice man? 668 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,160 He greeted, tonight we all go in prison. 669 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,920 If I have to marry, I will marry only for love. 670 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:24,357 Yes, for love... 671 00:41:24,557 --> 00:41:28,042 You love bank accounts, must be a scavezzacollo... 672 00:41:28,474 --> 00:41:30,311 -No, I'm an old sentimental. 673 00:41:30,862 --> 00:41:32,533 And then you can not be bachelor all your life. 674 00:41:33,287 --> 00:41:35,735 I am a romantic one. - Romance is my cross. 675 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,477 What a beautiful couple, really was a coup de foudre. 676 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,160 Coup de foudre? 677 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,280 That one pretends he is in love for selling the car. 678 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,320 - How are you materialistic. - You will notice it. 679 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:52,200 If you help me, I'll leave the car in the test for a week, 680 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,520 is an excuse to revisit you, understand? 681 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:57,200 Well, you have to see if I'm happy. 682 00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:58,760 Do you stay long in Rome? 683 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,160 Who knows?... 684 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,400 La donna e mobile (The woman is fickle)... 685 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,040 Are you engaged? 686 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,400 - At the moment no... unfortunately. - Good heavens.! 687 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,080 But how dance those two? 688 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,280 - Like me and you before we get married. - And did I hold you? 689 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,880 Don't you remember when I slaped you? 690 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,120 How much does 7 for 9? 691 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:24,400 63, 630 thousand lire, at least these he will give me back, 692 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,560 That jerk. What day is it? 693 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:31,360 - You ask me every day, 28. - Sorry, I have to call Gargano. 694 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,280 I put you a marriage question, you know the answer? 695 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,560 I guess it, no! 696 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:43,760 - What a phenomenon. - It will be better with the second... 697 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,920 If I shout this one will refuse 698 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:51,480 I try it with sweetness. Ready, Mr. Gargano, are Mariani. 699 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,149 No? And when he comes back, excuse me? 700 00:42:54,349 --> 00:42:56,320 Is he still in Bari? Today is 28. 701 00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:00,320 And he didn't left anything for me, a ticket, a communication, 702 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,360 a check, because he had to... 703 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,901 No, huh? She does not know. 704 00:43:04,101 --> 00:43:06,680 Tell Gargani that Mariani called, is very urgent. 705 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,967 Thank you. I'll send in jail. 706 00:43:09,167 --> 00:43:11,560 But look who's here, my love, where have you been? 707 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,120 - Look this one. - Have you changed the number? 708 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:15,960 Miss Wanda... 709 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,829 You're all fat, you look like a pig. 710 00:43:19,029 --> 00:43:20,920 - I got married. - It is not possible. 711 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,440 - My wife looks at me. - How much? - 4 months. 712 00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,960 You even changed the color of your eyes, 713 00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,520 your look is stupid! But why did you do it? 714 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,160 I'm telling you my wife is here... Goodbye, miss... 715 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:32,920 He even calls me Miss.. 716 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,520 - You had understand... - Who says anything to you? 717 00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:44,480 A childhood friend, we were at school together. 718 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,080 - Yes, okay. - Sorry. 719 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,880 I do not care anything, even if I see you with 20 women. 720 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,200 Handsome Albertone! I will accompany you with my American car. 721 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,800 No, we take a taxi. 722 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,440 Come on, Albe ', decide yourself. 723 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,400 He was crazy, I do not trust him. 724 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,760 Come on, baby! You should become my partner, Albertone. 725 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:02,800 Believe me, I'm a correct person not just won the cause, 726 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,720 but I sent the official to jail. 727 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,800 Stop, stop, stop, the newspaper. 728 00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,400 Take the Moment Evening for me as well. 729 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,200 Damn, you, the American car, 730 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,280 the one who has given it you and who had let you drive! 731 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,840 Unconscious criminal, there are 2 women, there is my wife, 732 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,240 Do you want to make me widow? - I'm not scared. 733 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,720 - Yes, I'm afraid myself! - I'll bring her home to you. 734 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,360 He brings her back to me... 735 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,320 Do you understand, your sister-in-law? 736 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,520 We'll come to terms with you later at home! 737 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,480 - Have you got the keys? - lo? 738 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,160 - Then Ida has them. - I knew it, how do we come in? 739 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,040 They will arrive before us. 740 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:01,560 Sorry, where is a taxi? 741 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,280 - There at the end of the street. - Let's go. 742 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,480 Instead of being happy that there is one that courts her... 743 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,080 He was judged... That one is a thief! 744 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:23,080 Small dear... 745 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,920 - What is this? - the windshield wiper. 746 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:29,520 Do you like it? 747 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,520 - And this? - This is the heating. 748 00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:35,880 Do you like it?(spanish) 749 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,560 - What a warm... - But how, you're so good. 750 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,560 No, Aurelio... Please, I know myself. 751 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,720 Then I begin to care. - Me too. 752 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:47,560 Well, I do not want to, I've been disappointed too many times. 753 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,040 - But you will see that... - And what is this? 754 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:53,440 What do you think it is? This way you break the enchantment! 755 00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,200 Oh, don't be naughty. 756 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:08,760 Damn it... 757 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:13,320 A man like me, who has to think of Gargano, 758 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,400 to Rinaldi, to the blocked building, to the bills, 759 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,400 that he has to get up tomorrow at 6, 760 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,400 must stay here all night to wait who? 761 00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,480 Who? Who? His sister-in-law! 762 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:28,415 When we were engaged you would have been happy to stay out with me, maybe all night. 763 00:46:28,615 --> 00:46:31,070 Do not revolt, I want to know where she is 764 00:46:31,270 --> 00:46:34,953 and what is doing my sister-in-law at 2 o'clock with a stranger. 765 00:46:35,153 --> 00:46:36,676 But he is your friend. 766 00:46:36,876 --> 00:46:38,744 Is not my friend, he wants to sell us the car! 767 00:46:39,781 --> 00:46:41,219 Do not be so naive, 768 00:46:41,778 --> 00:46:43,917 The car is a pretext to courts my sister. 769 00:46:44,688 --> 00:46:47,090 And I'm telling you that courting your sister is an excuse for selling his car. 770 00:46:48,247 --> 00:46:50,637 No, have patience, whoever lives will see. 771 00:46:52,477 --> 00:46:53,299 Did you understand? 772 00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:57,438 I have to buy 'the car and still I didn't even pay my mother's gravestone. 773 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,200 Mom, the uncle is coming with the American car! 774 00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:20,440 If mom was alive, he would't have bought an American car. 775 00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:22,600 Yeah, he was afraid only of Mom. 776 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:25,920 He says he has even the washing machine, the fridge and the vacuum cleaner. 777 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,280 And I don't have not even the sewing machine. 778 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,720 Eh, life is made of stairs, there are the one who climbs them.. 779 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,960 - And who doesn't have anything. - Dad, the proverb doesn't say so. 780 00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:39,640 He says his wife plays the cello all day. 781 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:42,960 - I should throw it from the window. -He has already done it. Here he is. 782 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,360 Since he married I don't greet him anymore. 783 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,080 - Hi, Sofia. - Hello. 784 00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:48,600 - Hi. - Hello Uncle. 785 00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:50,800 Hello. Hi, Othello. 786 00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:55,258 But how come, we see once a year in front of the tomb of that poor old one , 787 00:47:55,458 --> 00:47:56,543 greet each other, right? 788 00:47:57,043 --> 00:47:58,452 I said Hello, Othello. Hello. 789 00:47:59,396 --> 00:48:01,306 Let's go to take flowers to Aunt Giovanna. 790 00:48:01,717 --> 00:48:03,168 Let's go, if not after late fall... 791 00:48:03,844 --> 00:48:05,466 I brought these to mom. 792 00:48:05,662 --> 00:48:08,533 So 'beautiful... and so many. Lucky you, because you can permit it. 793 00:48:09,989 --> 00:48:11,582 How much did you pay for the American car? 794 00:48:11,782 --> 00:48:12,616 American... is used. 795 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,720 - It's always American. - Yes. 796 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:18,320 Your sister in law's boyfriend had sold it to you, he's tall, a little bald. 797 00:48:18,464 --> 00:48:20,152 - You know everything, do you control me? 798 00:48:20,364 --> 00:48:21,945 Ernesto told us, he isn't ashamed of us. 799 00:48:22,558 --> 00:48:25,907 I also know about your sister-in-law, who eats and sleeps gratis at your home. 800 00:48:26,173 --> 00:48:30,422 I am a married man, I have duties, can I please my sister-in-law, my wife's sister? 801 00:48:31,571 --> 00:48:32,835 - And my husband? - Let's go. 802 00:48:33,510 --> 00:48:35,245 Your sister's husband is not even him your brother-in-law? 803 00:48:36,005 --> 00:48:37,892 See how he became, at least he doesn't beat me anymore! 804 00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,240 - What does he do? He is still unemployed? - Help him... 805 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,960 Again? I took him in the yard he was fired, 806 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,880 he made me ashamed, you were at the police for him. 807 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,760 Dad, is true that uncle Alberto is selfish? 808 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,560 No. - He never gives me anything... 809 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:51,178 He continues to drink? 810 00:48:51,378 --> 00:48:54,007 He does not even have the money for cigarettes. 811 00:48:54,207 --> 00:48:56,192 Then he will work, he will earn and he will start again. 812 00:48:56,512 --> 00:48:58,877 No, I promise you, you who have always been lucky in 813 00:48:59,077 --> 00:49:01,859 life, that the businessmen are fine, you live in luxury, 814 00:49:02,676 --> 00:49:04,038 Albe ', take it as an usher. 815 00:49:04,238 --> 00:49:07,207 But I already have one, he has 4 children, what do I do with him, must I fire him? 816 00:49:07,407 --> 00:49:07,852 Here. 817 00:49:08,052 --> 00:49:09,302 Enough with this charities,give him a job! 818 00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,961 I can not, Sofi '... 819 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:15,480 Albe '... what would she say if she was alive? 820 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:17,440 Mom, eh? 821 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,726 Send him tomorrow in my office, for make mother happy, 822 00:49:20,926 --> 00:49:22,621 I will fire the usher with 4 children. 823 00:49:34,875 --> 00:49:35,715 Mannaggia... 824 00:49:36,229 --> 00:49:39,066 Dear Marian, only one man can give you the contract 825 00:49:39,266 --> 00:49:42,501 of the cantoniera house and this is honorable Mr Tocci. 826 00:49:42,958 --> 00:49:44,900 Well, may I write it down, Mr Tocci... 827 00:49:46,439 --> 00:49:49,013 Tocci with 2 c? - Fortunately he's a friend of mine. 828 00:49:50,225 --> 00:49:50,902 Ah, well... 829 00:49:52,743 --> 00:49:53,817 Ehm... May I, sir? 830 00:49:54,017 --> 00:49:55,920 - What we were talking? - About the cantoniera house. 831 00:49:56,687 --> 00:49:57,921 Yes, then, the house... 832 00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:01,915 I'm sorry, he's a poor devil, 3 years in prison... Aoh! 833 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,560 He was recommended by a Monsignor, he is my usher. 834 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,920 It has a chronic form. - Dry cough of nervous origin. 835 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:12,400 Forgive me, but I know it, is my work, I'm a doctor. 836 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,760 - Oh, I did not know... - It's a healthy cough. 837 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,680 - Annoying... - A nervous fact, 838 00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,440 that is found in hyperthyroid individuals. 839 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,240 Maybe we deviated e little, 840 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:25,760 we slip from Mr Tocci to my usher's cough. 841 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:27,280 - Do you have an American cigarette? 842 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:32,240 - No, I smoke exports cigarettes but I will buy them for you... 843 00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,400 This uses the bell... Just call me, I'm coming! 844 00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:38,320 - A Chesterfield pack. - What, you smoke American cigarettes? 845 00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,240 Yes. No,There are for the doctor... and shave yourself. 846 00:50:42,624 --> 00:50:46,302 As I repeat, he was recommended by a Monsignor in front of... 847 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,880 What do you want? - Mr. Mariani. 848 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,920 -Impossible, he's busy. - Announce us! 849 00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:58,328 - I said it's busy. - You are a usher,do what I say! 850 00:50:58,768 --> 00:51:00,114 No, I don't do as you say! 851 00:51:00,314 --> 00:51:02,127 But what kind of usher are you? 852 00:51:02,327 --> 00:51:04,200 In fact I'm not, I am Alberto's brother-in-law. 853 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,880 - I'm also his sister-in-law! - And I'm the mother-in-law! 854 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,196 And I really don't care. 855 00:51:09,267 --> 00:51:13,037 You supported by me, presents a project of the cantoniera house. 856 00:51:13,237 --> 00:51:15,400 - here I am the mistress! - Right... 857 00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,520 Scuse me, sir, there must be a traffic jam, just a minute... Let's call Mrs Tocci. 858 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,560 What do you do here? Go get the cigarettes! 859 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,840 What do you want? - Have you already paid for the car? 860 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,120 - Yes, why? -What a scoundrel! 861 00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,280 - He left you, eh? - Yes, today. 862 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,320 - I told you. - You knew it? 863 00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:33,341 But of course... 864 00:51:33,541 --> 00:51:37,202 You have wrong and you remedy it! Let's go and threaten him. 865 00:51:38,083 --> 00:51:39,684 I don't come because I have to talk with a deputy! 866 00:51:40,070 --> 00:51:42,722 - First call Aurelio! - No, the deputy must go away! 867 00:51:43,998 --> 00:51:46,029 Call him! 868 00:51:46,129 --> 00:51:50,964 884381 869 00:51:52,443 --> 00:51:54,795 Answered? - Aurelio, are you? 870 00:51:55,557 --> 00:51:56,717 Is the House of the deputies? 871 00:51:56,846 --> 00:51:58,772 I want to talk to Mrs Tocci, here Battistoni. 872 00:51:59,625 --> 00:52:03,297 If he says yes, yes, if he says no, he is no, he says maybe, we will see. 873 00:52:03,651 --> 00:52:06,960 Why do you also want to destroy the memory of the most beautiful moments? 874 00:52:07,451 --> 00:52:08,269 I will talk to him. 875 00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,041 Aurelio, please, I am the mother of Ida... 876 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,030 one day maybe you will feel the remorse, 877 00:52:14,854 --> 00:52:17,982 but we will not be hate you, in fact we will say a prayer for her... 878 00:52:18,981 --> 00:52:20,974 - What is it? - .. and you can not appreciate things... 879 00:52:21,938 --> 00:52:23,215 Sorry doctor, it's my mother-in-law. 880 00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:26,689 Hello? I would like... The Honorable! 881 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:32,348 Hello, sir, I am Battistoni, remember? Battistoni, of Empoli. 882 00:52:33,146 --> 00:52:35,133 Did you receive the plums? - He got it... - Ssh! 883 00:52:36,482 --> 00:52:37,192 Yes, yes, yes 884 00:52:47,692 --> 00:52:50,867 Honorable Tocci! One moment, I do maneuver and arrive! 885 00:52:54,783 --> 00:52:56,437 With this you will make sure shot, you will see. 886 00:52:56,637 --> 00:52:59,240 - It is reserved. - I go at Mr Tocci, I go and come. 887 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:02,520 Do not let yourself be affected, say: Or this, or nothing. 888 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,880 It's older than you, be kind to him, 889 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,840 but tell him all, understand? - Yes, stay calm. 890 00:53:09,249 --> 00:53:11,880 Honor, send me Battistoni of Empoli, were the plums good? 891 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,800 Were desgusting, leave the plums alone and be more punctual. 892 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,240 Sorry, but today with these foreign cars... 893 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:20,440 Never make jokes on me, I've been using my Fiat for 20 years and I never did late! 894 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:24,489 But it seems to me that I'm losing time here with you, 895 00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:28,159 while they are waiting for me to resolve issues of world importance? 896 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,160 Yeah, now you also have the Middle East... 897 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:35,440 Leave alone the Middle East, enter in argument, say and do it soon! 898 00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,840 I'm far from to make a reproach to you... 899 00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:39,471 Ah, thank God! 900 00:53:39,670 --> 00:53:44,698 But I feel to defend my interests, as same as you, in Parliament, defend yours. 901 00:53:45,126 --> 00:53:46,195 But what do you say? 902 00:53:46,395 --> 00:53:50,024 In Parliament I am defending the interests of the country and not mine 903 00:53:50,224 --> 00:53:52,222 and then I fight to avoid a new war! 904 00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:54,522 What are you fighting for?? 905 00:53:56,104 --> 00:53:58,309 I'm thinking of building of the cantoniera house. 906 00:53:59,465 --> 00:54:00,968 If I did insinuations, excuse me. 907 00:54:01,387 --> 00:54:02,902 What do you want to insinuate, worm? 908 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:11,394 However, I hope that with his support I will have the contract... 909 00:54:11,594 --> 00:54:14,394 No, no, you shouldn't hope on my support. 910 00:54:15,088 --> 00:54:17,075 - And instead we count. - It's better not to count us! 911 00:54:17,646 --> 00:54:21,428 The project has already been rejected by the committee. 912 00:54:21,655 --> 00:54:25,132 Then there is only to thank the cretin who rejected the project. - Oh yes? 913 00:54:25,884 --> 00:54:29,119 And then know that I am the cretin who rejected the project! 914 00:54:29,811 --> 00:54:31,477 And now that I know you, I say I did well! 915 00:54:32,228 --> 00:54:34,179 - Please allow me... - Do not be surprised, 916 00:54:34,708 --> 00:54:37,709 I know her situation, you are on the verge of bankruptcy. 917 00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:44,283 But when one begins without initial capital and with the liquid shortage that there is today... 918 00:54:44,889 --> 00:54:47,749 And would you like become a industrial without initial capital? 919 00:54:47,949 --> 00:54:49,836 And you want to keep me from having ambitions 920 00:54:50,036 --> 00:54:52,351 just because I did not have the luck that you had? 921 00:54:53,026 --> 00:54:57,598 Thanks to that poor woman of his wife who is watching you, if not I already have hit you in the face. 922 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:04,745 I keep on hoping, if you allow. 923 00:55:05,353 --> 00:55:07,324 My respect, congratulations to her lady. 924 00:55:08,384 --> 00:55:10,518 And so many wishes for his parliamentary work. 925 00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:25,054 - All right, you're hasty, so... - And you shut up. 926 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:39,720 Here is the half liter, okay? 927 00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:42,200 Alberto, drink a little, is good for you. 928 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,880 What a beautiful figure I did today, in front of my wife. 929 00:55:46,240 --> 00:55:48,080 Just a beautiful figure... 930 00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:51,240 I let myself humbled without reacting and my wife, instead of being ashamed of me, she does what? 931 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:55,254 She takes me out to eat, like at a party. 932 00:55:56,542 --> 00:55:58,149 But why are you doing it? 933 00:55:58,670 --> 00:55:59,909 Because I love you. 934 00:56:00,254 --> 00:56:03,221 But why did you marry me, what do you think I can do in life? 935 00:56:03,421 --> 00:56:06,440 I don't believe at all, I married you so, as you are. 936 00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:07,680 And how I am? 937 00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,200 I am nobody. 938 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,048 I depend on them, by the commendants, the deputies, 939 00:56:12,248 --> 00:56:14,353 do you understand how powerful they are? 940 00:56:15,036 --> 00:56:19,148 If they say yes, make your fortune, if they say maybe, you can not sleep the night... 941 00:56:19,728 --> 00:56:21,698 if they say no, they destroy your life... 942 00:56:22,326 --> 00:56:23,698 But who am I, in comparison to them? 943 00:56:24,227 --> 00:56:26,844 Why do you speak so, I know that you are more valuable than all of them. 944 00:56:27,354 --> 00:56:29,919 One day the honorable will come to you and he will say, Give me a job. 945 00:56:30,607 --> 00:56:31,697 But what do you say, Elena... 946 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,857 If business goes wrong it's all my fault. 947 00:56:35,057 --> 00:56:38,395 So what if it go wrong? You are not alone, you have a family, 948 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:42,280 you forgot who I love you, me, my mom, Ida... 949 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,920 Up, take a drop. 950 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:50,249 We will make other sacrifices to help you, I can give music lessons, 951 00:56:50,948 --> 00:56:54,435 mom can sell the house to the country, Mom and Ida are so fond of you, 952 00:56:54,955 --> 00:56:57,944 that for them you are now a son, a brother. Yes, a son... 953 00:57:05,404 --> 00:57:06,677 - Son a horn! - Let's go home. 954 00:57:07,037 --> 00:57:08,980 Your mother is a hypocrite and uses the subterfuge. 955 00:57:09,536 --> 00:57:11,348 And now we go to my sister-in-law. 956 00:57:11,548 --> 00:57:13,000 It's not my sister-in-law since birth, 957 00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,720 I do not consider myself a relative of a stranger, right? 958 00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:18,320 You also were a stranger, remember? 959 00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,240 Then I married you and... 960 00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,600 you got me, but I love you. 961 00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,920 You're right, now we pay and we go. 962 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:28,638 And the American car, sorry? Is it my fault, maybe? 963 00:57:28,838 --> 00:57:32,840 It is the fault of my sister-in-law. A life destroyed by my sister-in-law! 964 00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:36,120 - Calm down. - Enough, be silent, do not argue. 965 00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:39,560 I bowed my head in front of my sister-in-law, me! 966 00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,880 which I saved from the war of Albania! 967 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:46,040 I had to bend my head in front of my sister-in-law. 968 00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:49,560 I had a future in construction, a great future... Here I am, prisoner. 969 00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:55,520 You killed the private initiative, okay? 970 00:57:56,132 --> 00:57:57,622 I say, okay? - Yes. 971 00:57:58,110 --> 00:58:03,117 You've been fighting me with a person who could do my luck, even though he had the beard. 972 00:58:04,571 --> 00:58:08,185 A portion of cow queue with celery. 973 00:58:10,997 --> 00:58:14,369 Love, play the cello. - Let's go, come on, let's go home. 974 00:58:15,607 --> 00:58:16,890 I break a hand, I do not come home. 975 00:58:17,482 --> 00:58:19,945 And where are you going? - I do what I like and what I like, 976 00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,393 I want my freedom, I have the right to my freedom! 977 00:58:23,593 --> 00:58:26,191 Yes, you're right, but do not do it too late. 978 00:58:26,483 --> 00:58:27,743 I'll do it late! 979 00:58:27,943 --> 00:58:31,920 Rather, call Ernesto and apologize for it right away! 980 00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:34,960 - Phone, but not late. - I tell you to go home. 981 00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:36,440 Running! 982 00:58:41,416 --> 00:58:43,803 Good evening, gentlemen. Are you married? 983 00:58:44,003 --> 00:58:46,600 - Yes. - Happy? - Enough. - In short... 984 00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:51,400 The woman has 200 grammi of brain less than the man, it is scientifically proved... 985 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:55,440 and wives are the salt of life, for this husbands drink. 986 00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,800 Is there a cat in this tavern? 987 00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:02,600 We give him the brain... Have you seen how I treated my wife? 988 00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:06,000 Get home, I said! 989 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,920 Straight away, I told you! I'm a free man... 990 00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:14,360 And she, silent, has gone to call you. 991 00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,800 Make peace with your friend, told you. 992 00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:18,640 Of course we are friends! 993 00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:22,320 We are alive from the war of Albania, 994 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:29,050 we have overcome the weather of the nature of modern times, 995 00:59:29,250 --> 00:59:32,566 should we put under the feet of women? 996 00:59:33,339 --> 00:59:35,256 - No... - Right? 997 00:59:36,237 --> 00:59:38,185 - Very right! - We are young, damn it, 998 00:59:38,385 --> 00:59:41,132 we have quality, we form a force together 999 00:59:41,447 --> 00:59:44,075 and if someone wants to divide it, I'll destroy it! 1000 00:59:44,817 --> 00:59:46,530 Right? - No one can divide us! 1001 00:59:46,852 --> 00:59:49,605 - Let's go get a drink. - No, it's late, we go to sleep. 1002 00:59:50,817 --> 00:59:53,601 - And we do not start from nothing! - Well, that's true. 1003 00:59:53,801 --> 00:59:56,845 I have many things boiling in pot,you too? 1004 00:59:57,941 --> 01:00:00,674 - Yes,let's say.. Let's put together the 2 pots and we make one. 1005 01:00:01,269 --> 01:00:04,895 - But now you only have the American car. - Do we also put that in the pot? 1006 01:00:05,243 --> 01:00:06,087 And how not! 1007 01:00:06,156 --> 01:00:08,159 They wanted to cut your beard, you know? 1008 01:00:08,807 --> 01:00:09,537 Really? 1009 01:00:09,737 --> 01:00:12,407 What do you care of the beatd. Do you like beard? - Yup... 1010 01:00:12,607 --> 01:00:15,360 - Now I grow one as well. - No, just one... 1011 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:17,760 Beautiful, beautiful... 1012 01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:22,035 Are you a friend? - But how? You know that, Alberto. 1013 01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:27,960 - Are we talking about business? - No, tomorrow, with the widow. 1014 01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:31,000 Do we send Gargano, Rinaldi and the honorable in jail? 1015 01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:33,160 Yes, but tomorrow we will go to the widow. 1016 01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:33,689 Who is the widow? 1017 01:00:33,889 --> 01:00:37,935 He is the wife of an industrialist, her husband died and she has become rich, 1018 01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:39,712 has construction materials, a digger... 1019 01:00:41,008 --> 01:00:43,358 And tell me, does the widow have the cash(liquid)? 1020 01:00:43,368 --> 01:00:46,145 Very much and if we know how to convince her, she will be our partner. 1021 01:00:46,737 --> 01:00:47,916 Let's drink the liquid by the widow. 1022 01:00:48,336 --> 01:00:51,964 - Tomorrow, now home. - We met also the widow in the pot? 1023 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,699 We slap all in, to the pot, my wife, 1024 01:00:54,975 --> 01:00:58,556 my sister-in-law, I'IGE, the Mutua, my mother-in-law, the terrace... 1025 01:00:59,003 --> 01:01:02,931 My wife has the cello and the widow the liquid, Is the widow ours? - Yes. 1026 01:01:03,569 --> 01:01:04,680 We have a widow! 1027 01:01:27,531 --> 01:01:30,839 - Good morning commendator Rinaldi. - 'Day. Oh, what is he doing here? 1028 01:01:31,016 --> 01:01:32,201 - He wants the digger. - Damn one. 1029 01:01:33,707 --> 01:01:35,374 - How do you know the widow? - Do not you remember?Before the war. 1030 01:01:35,574 --> 01:01:38,541 Jenny the panther. - She is that one? 1031 01:01:38,741 --> 01:01:40,240 He married Count Giraldi, 70 years, 1032 01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:42,920 she has been given the digger and he is dead. 1033 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,160 He was dead suddenly! We'll make it? 1034 01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:47,520 - She goes over sympathy. - She looks for the male, huh? 1035 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,120 She is even now a feline? - You will notice it. 1036 01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:53,904 The lady is at home? I am engineer Pinardi. 1037 01:01:54,104 --> 01:01:55,461 Please make yourselves comfortable. 1038 01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:01,560 I'm going to call her. 1039 01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:05,040 I don't go in, I'm afraid of the dog. - I knew it... 1040 01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:06,440 - What is it? - the dog... 1041 01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:07,600 The dog? Where? 1042 01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:10,920 Stand still, don't you recognize me? 1043 01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:14,520 Do not let you know you're afraid, pretend you're home. 1044 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:17,000 - But I'm scared. - Make the indifferent. 1045 01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:21,480 - All right! Ugly bitches! - What happens? 1046 01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:23,080 - You are her. - To someone who strins? 1047 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,080 - To the dogs. - Let's go away. - No, no. 1048 01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:26,960 Come on... 1049 01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:37,680 Good morning. Your competitor just leaved. 1050 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:41,280 Yes, we've seen him. Allow me to present you my partner and friend Mariani. 1051 01:02:41,872 --> 01:02:44,320 - Engineer Mariani. - Pleassure to meet you. 1052 01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:45,948 Countess, the dog looks at me. 1053 01:02:46,220 --> 01:02:48,033 What are you doing here? Get away, move, damned spy! 1054 01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:49,722 I break your bones, go away! 1055 01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:51,640 Out! 1056 01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:57,012 I have another 5, closed in the garage, sooner or later I do a massacre. 1057 01:02:57,540 --> 01:02:58,916 I had a cat, but my uncle eated it. - Are you a Roman (from Rome)? 1058 01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:01,760 - From birth. - Why don't you cut off your beard? 1059 01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:02,632 I was an alpine officer... 1060 01:03:02,832 --> 01:03:07,265 Do not be ridiculous look at his friend, how elegant is he without the beard. 1061 01:03:07,865 --> 01:03:09,969 Thank you..... I also always say him to cut it off... 1062 01:03:10,169 --> 01:03:10,520 What a strange head you have, engineer... 1063 01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:12,640 What a nice contrast, black hair and blue eyes. 1064 01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:15,440 - Mummy had them blue... - Please sit down. 1065 01:03:20,207 --> 01:03:23,099 Oh, did you see my treasure? - Yes, we know the model. 1066 01:03:23,695 --> 01:03:26,603 May I? A great car, exceptional, a real treasure. 1067 01:03:27,144 --> 01:03:28,641 Do you know how much Rinaldi offers me? 15. 1068 01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:33,560 30 million, one over the other, so! 1069 01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:35,720 But do not give it to me, he is unpleasant, 1070 01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:37,392 I do not like people with sweaty hands . 1071 01:03:38,515 --> 01:03:41,505 What sucks... And where is it now? 1072 01:03:41,705 --> 01:03:43,400 It was working for a pier on the Po river, 1073 01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:46,320 but it fell into the water and remained at the bottom of the river. 1074 01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:48,680 Did you understand? How they take advantage of her, huh? 1075 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:51,320 A single, helpless woman, a gentle soul... 1076 01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:54,640 If you knew how many concerns gave me this car, 1077 01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:59,251 before it began to lose its oil, then he killed my husband and is now in the water. 1078 01:03:59,451 --> 01:04:00,601 So let's catch it! 1079 01:04:01,388 --> 01:04:03,247 Let's go there, we pull it and we bring it here. 1080 01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:03,837 And then? 1081 01:04:04,037 --> 01:04:06,652 You put it in our hands and you will enter in company with us. 1082 01:04:07,401 --> 01:04:09,803 And when the car is exploited by a serious company like ours, 1083 01:04:10,792 --> 01:04:12,988 she can sleep quietly. 1084 01:04:13,647 --> 01:04:15,449 No, it seems too complicated, 1085 01:04:16,630 --> 01:04:20,483 I have headaches just to think about it. And... how would this society be? 1086 01:04:20,683 --> 01:04:21,943 Eh? 1087 01:04:23,086 --> 01:04:24,270 Tell her how it would be. 1088 01:04:24,811 --> 01:04:27,695 How would it be... it would be a bit long to explain, right? 1089 01:04:28,262 --> 01:04:30,508 But I can provide all the guarantees, believe me. 1090 01:04:34,071 --> 01:04:35,198 But is she free tonight? 1091 01:04:36,666 --> 01:04:37,984 I'm always free, I'm alone. 1092 01:04:38,977 --> 01:04:41,149 Then he gets distracted, she comes to dinner with us, 1093 01:04:41,349 --> 01:04:44,023 so we talk about everything now we have interests in common... 1094 01:04:44,223 --> 01:04:45,861 With pleasure! Are you coming too? 1095 01:04:46,393 --> 01:04:48,410 -He comes... - No, I'm sorry, exactly this evening I have a commitment. 1096 01:04:49,390 --> 01:04:51,836 Better! Much better, in 2 it becomes less confusing. 1097 01:04:52,446 --> 01:04:53,788 Are you married? 1098 01:04:55,061 --> 01:04:56,057 Ehm... Yes, shortly. 1099 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:57,820 Is your wife jealous? 1100 01:04:58,085 --> 01:05:01,412 Gelosa? For charity, madam, is a marriage of interest. 1101 01:05:03,118 --> 01:05:04,987 Eh... in a way I'm just myself, you know? 1102 01:05:05,490 --> 01:05:09,267 Well, I dress like a lightning strike and come back in a flash! 1103 01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:13,796 - What do you say? - It seems right, isn't it? 1104 01:05:13,996 --> 01:05:15,020 To me she seems a mad one. 1105 01:05:15,220 --> 01:05:16,756 But why did you say you have to do it? 1106 01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:19,920 Haven't you seen how she looked at you? If you stay alone, you'll do it. 1107 01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:21,160 - You say so? - Eh! 1108 01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:22,960 However, not bad! 1109 01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:27,280 Oh, I have to phone Elena. - It's there. 1110 01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:30,440 Lady, you allow me a phone call? 1111 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,280 Where do I take her? 1112 01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:36,560 In a romantic place, where you can dance. 1113 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,602 Romantic? You know how much it costs... 1114 01:05:38,802 --> 01:05:40,234 The new company will pay... 1115 01:05:43,028 --> 01:05:43,869 - Hello, who is it? 1116 01:05:44,267 --> 01:05:45,547 Ready? Elena, are you? 1117 01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:49,025 I'm at a customer's house, do not come for dinner... 1118 01:05:49,225 --> 01:05:53,181 I do not come to dinner tonight. - Just tonight I'm alone... 1119 01:05:53,381 --> 01:05:55,252 But how alone, is not your sister there? 1120 01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:57,364 I told you, she goes out with the lieutenant! 1121 01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:01,040 Well, if she goes out with the lieutenant, I'm going to dinner with the commendator. 1122 01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:02,742 Yes, commendatore! 1123 01:06:02,942 --> 01:06:05,797 But you said you was at a female customer's house. 1124 01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:10,544 But no, I did not say a female customer, I said a male customer, Elena, understand me. 1125 01:06:12,110 --> 01:06:12,844 Ciao, ciao... 1126 01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:16,922 Ciao... 1127 01:06:29,594 --> 01:06:32,673 I'm tired of living at their home, never a smile, a good word, there is not even tv. 1128 01:06:34,463 --> 01:06:36,054 Can you stay later than usual this evening? 1129 01:06:36,254 --> 01:06:39,480 I have to go back to 11, if not that my bigot brother-in-law scolds me. 1130 01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:46,280 Have you ever been here? 1131 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,560 Before I meet you, with whom did I come out? 1132 01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:50,280 Let's go. 1133 01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:51,520 What's up? 1134 01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:53,520 - I saw a person. - And who is it? 1135 01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,200 - My brother-in-law. - But wasn't he with the commander? 1136 01:06:56,320 --> 01:07:00,360 Look who is the commendatore and he is dancing cheek to cheek. 1137 01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:05,266 Cement, bricks, iron rods, linoleum, the warehouse is provided, 1138 01:07:06,832 --> 01:07:09,747 if you enter in the company,with the liquids and the digger, who stops us anymore? 1139 01:07:10,118 --> 01:07:12,331 - Are you free tomorrow? - For you, always. 1140 01:07:12,755 --> 01:07:13,809 Would you come with me to Rovigo? 1141 01:07:14,009 --> 01:07:16,320 - What to do? - Unlock the digger. 1142 01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:19,080 - We unlock it. - Come for me at 10 o'clock. 1143 01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:21,920 Just think, I wanted to make the affair with your competitor and I make it with you.. 1144 01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:28,560 - Let's go home! - Ida wait, what do you care? 1145 01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:30,303 You give me little kisses? 1146 01:07:30,503 --> 01:07:35,618 They are signss of gratitude, anyway you are a young woman and, why not say it, very attractive. 1147 01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:37,639 Do you know how many years have I? 23. 1148 01:07:38,303 --> 01:07:39,501 - Yes, I have a son... - We like the kids. 1149 01:07:39,701 --> 01:07:41,948 A son who volunteered at marines. 1150 01:08:01,556 --> 01:08:03,556 Elena, here it is! 1151 01:08:06,846 --> 01:08:07,640 Elena? 1152 01:08:08,749 --> 01:08:09,442 Elena! 1153 01:08:10,054 --> 01:08:11,154 Are you awake? 1154 01:08:11,643 --> 01:08:14,431 Do not sleep, I have a great news, the worries are over! 1155 01:08:15,329 --> 01:08:17,489 In the trattoria there was the sweet... - Where have you been? 1156 01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:21,427 - At dinner with the commendatore. - How does the commander dance? 1157 01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:22,920 How come, How does the commander dance? 1158 01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:28,800 Then there is someone who controls me. It's your little sister, right? 1159 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:33,253 But how, I receive in my house, I give up my intimacy and that one spies me? 1160 01:08:34,426 --> 01:08:36,150 Oh!I'll kick you out from this house, you know? 1161 01:08:36,686 --> 01:08:38,584 Do not change the subject, who is that slut? 1162 01:08:38,784 --> 01:08:42,533 - Damn! - Do not touch me, with that perfume... 1163 01:08:47,207 --> 01:08:49,313 Look Elena, we are civilians, 1164 01:08:49,513 --> 01:08:52,399 we live in the twentieth century and we must explainone to another by words, 1165 01:08:52,599 --> 01:08:54,440 because God gave us the word, 1166 01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,320 exactly for us to distinguish from animals. 1167 01:08:58,080 --> 01:08:59,560 Well, talk. 1168 01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:03,600 - Are you promising not to interrupt me? - I promise you. 1169 01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,200 Then hear, Elena... 1170 01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:11,280 First of all, it's not a slut, 1171 01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:14,000 but a lady, a real lady. 1172 01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:17,480 which lady has so many millions, as you can not imagine. 1173 01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:24,114 She has construction material, she has liquids, she has a digger who does the work of 100 workers 1174 01:09:24,314 --> 01:09:27,967 and, among other things, she also has a huge hold on Pordenone. 1175 01:09:28,167 --> 01:09:31,160 And I'm not a real lady because I do not have a digger neither materials, nor a hold in Pordenone! 1176 01:09:34,323 --> 01:09:36,261 I only brought my culture, my sensib... 1177 01:09:37,048 --> 01:09:38,540 But then you see that you don't reason? 1178 01:09:39,381 --> 01:09:40,515 Me, with that lady, 1179 01:09:41,410 --> 01:09:43,668 that among other things she also has a volunteer son in marines, 1180 01:09:44,308 --> 01:09:45,516 I have to do a work contract! 1181 01:09:46,150 --> 01:09:48,860 And to make a contract you do not go to the office, no, 1182 01:09:49,324 --> 01:09:51,095 you go to the tabarin and dance your cheek to cheek! 1183 01:09:53,552 --> 01:09:55,552 Yes! I danced cheek to cheek. 1184 01:09:57,390 --> 01:09:59,345 Well? - I gave up everything for you! 1185 01:09:59,757 --> 01:10:06,262 Everything! To my friends, to school, to culture, to my cello! -My baby, cello... 1186 01:10:06,462 --> 01:10:10,004 I buy you another one, so you can play wherever you want with the cello... 1187 01:10:11,204 --> 01:10:11,888 Idiot! 1188 01:10:15,442 --> 01:10:17,220 Yes, yes... Idiot, eh? 1189 01:10:19,277 --> 01:10:24,834 Yes... And then this idiot, once and for all, tells you the following... 1190 01:10:25,867 --> 01:10:28,429 First, in this house the husband is me! 1191 01:10:29,223 --> 01:10:31,899 Second, I do what I want, I'll go where I like and like it 1192 01:10:32,099 --> 01:10:35,526 I sign contracts with who I want, when I want, how and where I want it! 1193 01:10:36,182 --> 01:10:38,931 On my work,nobody, including you, has to interfere. 1194 01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:40,377 Third... 1195 01:10:40,577 --> 01:10:42,464 What are you doing, turn off the light? 1196 01:10:42,664 --> 01:10:44,981 If you turn off, do you think that i will shut up? I cry louder ! 1197 01:10:45,386 --> 01:10:48,841 Third! To show you I will do how I think like and I like, 1198 01:10:49,041 --> 01:10:51,759 I'm announcing you that I leave to Rovigo with that lady 1199 01:10:51,959 --> 01:10:55,220 and in the company of that lady I will stay 2 days and 2 nights, 1200 01:10:55,997 --> 01:10:59,357 to sign a contract from which my life depends, 1201 01:10:59,863 --> 01:11:02,699 your, that of my sister-in-law, of my sister-in-law, of my sister, 1202 01:11:02,937 --> 01:11:04,766 Including children, dogs and cats. 1203 01:11:05,386 --> 01:11:07,758 Do you understand that I will be free of all the debts and I will not fail? 1204 01:11:08,173 --> 01:11:09,755 But why do you always look up there? 1205 01:11:09,955 --> 01:11:11,530 Answer me, do you pretend that you are a statue? 1206 01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:14,886 Listen, Elena... pay attention that I give you a slap, you know! 1207 01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:16,760 - Try it. - Tie '! 1208 01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:19,440 Coward! 1209 01:11:19,516 --> 01:11:22,509 Go! Between us everything is over! 1210 01:11:23,017 --> 01:11:25,714 - Coward, she says... - It's over, is enough! 1211 01:11:26,146 --> 01:11:28,440 I've touched her only a little. It's over, he says. Do you feel it? 1212 01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:34,760 What a spasm!She has an attack... 1213 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:36,747 She only pretends. If I didn't know her. 1214 01:11:36,947 --> 01:11:38,773 What are you doing with my pajamas? Where are you going? 1215 01:11:38,854 --> 01:11:41,800 Answer me, where do you go? She is mute... what she has? 1216 01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:42,549 Appendicitis. 1217 01:11:44,075 --> 01:11:46,006 But what do you do with the pillow, the blanket, the pajamas? 1218 01:11:46,358 --> 01:11:47,985 Everybody who marries enjoys half the life. 1219 01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:51,938 The lady hunting me out of bed, is a conspiracy. Is it really that she has appendicitis? 1220 01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:54,320 Between the wife and husband don't interfere. 1221 01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:57,920 But who knows you, go away, I know her appendicite! 1222 01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:01,680 But nobody talks about me, I was about to be killed on the Albanian front! 1223 01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:02,300 Everybody don't say anything!! 1224 01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:07,048 I do not pretend anything, even if I slept with open windows and I have almost got pneumonia! 1225 01:12:08,063 --> 01:12:10,734 You get appendicite every time it convienent, don't you, Elena? 1226 01:12:12,169 --> 01:12:12,921 Ciociara... 1227 01:12:13,121 --> 01:12:17,620 You are wise, you pretend, but I do not believe it I do not believe it! 1228 01:12:17,820 --> 01:12:19,170 The appendicitis... 1229 01:12:20,274 --> 01:12:21,207 Elena? 1230 01:12:21,999 --> 01:12:23,036 '' Mbe '... Do not talk, eh! 1231 01:12:23,903 --> 01:12:25,241 Oh, do you know what I will tell you? 1232 01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:27,680 Good night! 1233 01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:30,840 Bongo, bongo, bongo, I feel good only in Congo, 1234 01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,280 I do not stay here... 1235 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,840 Good night, appendicitis! 1236 01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:37,920 Bongo, bongo, bongo, I feel good only in Congo, 1237 01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:41,000 I do not stay... You have the appendicitis, call Mom! 1238 01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:44,120 Bongo, bongo, bongo, I feel good only in Congo, 1239 01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:46,760 I will not stay here... Bongo! 1240 01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:07,280 - Bongo, bongo, bongo... - The mother-in-law comes from Congo. 1241 01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:11,960 She is here... 1242 01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:16,760 The mandrugona has arrived 1243 01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:20,640 It is natural... to visit the sick ones, 1244 01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:22,760 bury the dead ones... 1245 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,280 Bongo, bongo, bongo... 1246 01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:29,360 .. I feel ok only in Congo... 1247 01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:32,880 .. I do not stay... Ah, dear Ida, 1248 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,640 leave the passage free, please. Thank you. 1249 01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:37,880 Spy 100 years in prison. 1250 01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:40,320 Look who's arrives... - Hello, Alberto. 1251 01:13:40,440 --> 01:13:42,120 Dear mom, a short visit? 1252 01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:49,440 Elena, my daughter, how are you? Do you suffer a lot? What did he do? 1253 01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:52,120 - He gave me a slap! - The scoundrel! 1254 01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:55,560 If there was your father... If you think that I saved his company. 1255 01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:57,200 I didn't have to marry him! 1256 01:13:57,320 --> 01:13:59,880 We knew his humble origins, why should we wonder? 1257 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:03,080 Bongo, bongo, bongo, I feel good only in Congo... 1258 01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:06,720 A slap and she called mom and tomorrow goes by the monsignor. 1259 01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:08,840 - I do not know anything. - Look, ugly one 1260 01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:10,657 Ash my wife where is the cashier's key. 1261 01:14:10,857 --> 01:14:11,857 Go away! 1262 01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:15,600 Goodbye, my beautiful, goodbye... 1263 01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:19,520 Finally he's changed. 1264 01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:22,400 He wants to know where is the key of the money drawer. 1265 01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:24,800 - Is he leaving? - He prepared his suitcase. The key? 1266 01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:27,640 He must look for it! You understand Mommy, he goes with her! 1267 01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:30,320 He has the courage to leave when you are sick... 1268 01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:32,831 - He lost his head. - But who is this slut? 1269 01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:34,960 He says she has a sailor son but I don't believe it... 1270 01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:37,280 I stopped your father, I will stop him too! 1271 01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:39,135 You have seen her, how she it? 1272 01:14:39,335 --> 01:14:41,071 Very provocant. - Provocant? 1273 01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:43,840 Gentildonne, I'm leaving, goodbye. 1274 01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:46,320 Watch this one with the thermometer... 1275 01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:51,040 Ih, here is a mandugona... please, leave the passage free. 1276 01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:54,753 Leave the passage free... 1277 01:14:54,953 --> 01:14:56,661 Thank you, mamma. 1278 01:14:57,800 --> 01:15:01,080 Bongo, bongo, bongo, I'm going to Congo... 1279 01:15:03,227 --> 01:15:04,541 Give me the dressing gown! 1280 01:15:04,741 --> 01:15:05,935 - But do not you have the pain? - Now the pains begin! 1281 01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:11,000 Mom... - Elena... 1282 01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:12,274 Did he leave? Yes, Elena. 1283 01:15:12,474 --> 01:15:14,229 With your father, it was enough to look at him 1284 01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:15,815 But when Alberto called me mandrugona 1285 01:15:16,314 --> 01:15:19,384 I realized there was nothing left to do. - And now, Mom? 1286 01:15:20,338 --> 01:15:22,403 What do we do? - Elena, he came down. 1287 01:15:38,981 --> 01:15:41,128 - in your place, Elena... - You say, mom? 1288 01:15:42,145 --> 01:15:44,329 By force, there is no other solution. 1289 01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:49,240 You had to see the scene, Erne ', all mutes. 1290 01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:51,680 - Mutes? - Yes, mutes, 12 hours without talking. 1291 01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:55,440 Wife, sister-in-law and maid, then the mother came, her mute too. 1292 01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:57,600 A coalition, did you understand? - And you? 1293 01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,440 And mute myself, no? 1294 01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:02,920 If now I surrender, they take command and I will be their slave for all my life! 1295 01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:05,200 - Engineer! 1296 01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:07,555 I'm here! 1297 01:16:07,755 --> 01:16:10,680 Countess, I'm coming at once! - Okay! 1298 01:16:10,920 --> 01:16:12,800 Puntuale! Get your suitcase! 1299 01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:16,162 You took all the cards, the money you got... This time it is done. 1300 01:16:18,389 --> 01:16:21,483 I answer, you go to the widow. Take your suitcase. 1301 01:16:22,031 --> 01:16:22,631 Ready? 1302 01:16:23,339 --> 01:16:24,227 Armida, you are... 1303 01:16:24,971 --> 01:16:25,668 What do you want? 1304 01:16:27,052 --> 01:16:27,688 My wife? 1305 01:16:28,632 --> 01:16:30,347 At the hospital? Which? 1306 01:16:31,136 --> 01:16:32,959 At the Polyclinic? Elena mia bella! 1307 01:16:36,115 --> 01:16:38,127 Ernesto! - Thing? - Elena, at the Polyclinic! 1308 01:16:38,682 --> 01:16:40,924 What a disaster! - I do not understand anything... 1309 01:16:41,848 --> 01:16:44,902 If for her is the same, I come, I can also drive... 1310 01:16:45,235 --> 01:16:47,498 No, for me it is not the same! You drain your suitcase! 1311 01:16:47,992 --> 01:16:49,240 And you never see me again! 1312 01:16:58,212 --> 01:16:59,642 Where is First Aid, sister? 1313 01:16:59,842 --> 01:17:01,801 I am not practical of the place. Mom? 1314 01:17:02,001 --> 01:17:05,106 - It started just after you left. - Do you have a lot of sleep? 1315 01:17:05,432 --> 01:17:07,551 - A tremendous pain... - Can she still have children? 1316 01:17:07,751 --> 01:17:09,720 - Sister Gemma! Sister Gemma! - Who is she? 1317 01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:12,680 Sister Gemma? But why do you call? Tell the truth. 1318 01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:15,441 Can she have children? Is the intervention dangerous? 1319 01:17:15,692 --> 01:17:16,875 - But who is she? -The husband. 1320 01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:20,720 - She is visited by the professor. - May I? - No you can not... 1321 01:17:21,520 --> 01:17:23,078 They are visiting her, Mom. 1322 01:17:23,278 --> 01:17:28,297 Thank you for not leaving, thanks for all you do for Elena, she is a treasure for me. 1323 01:17:29,011 --> 01:17:31,198 Think about it... - I got married for love, mom. 1324 01:17:32,106 --> 01:17:34,782 You want to love her well, I've put her in your hands, now it is yours. 1325 01:17:34,982 --> 01:17:37,581 And as long as I will be divided by her, she is also without mom. 1326 01:17:38,287 --> 01:17:39,435 I stand by her side and I am as a mother for her. 1327 01:17:40,086 --> 01:17:42,071 But how do you do, not even you have a mom, poor one... 1328 01:17:42,831 --> 01:17:45,458 I'll be your mom, I would like to be close to you. 1329 01:17:45,924 --> 01:17:47,842 Yes, mom... Stay always close to us. 1330 01:17:48,918 --> 01:17:51,045 And where? - I let you decide.. 1331 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:54,726 - On the terrace? - You said it, Alberto,I would never have thought... 1332 01:17:56,997 --> 01:17:57,895 What is it? The widow? 1333 01:17:58,362 --> 01:18:00,102 It started. The deal blow up. 1334 01:18:00,302 --> 01:18:03,560 Now I don't care anymore about business... You are only you, my love. 1335 01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:06,292 They are visiting her . What will be the answer? 1336 01:18:06,492 --> 01:18:08,226 But that one is sane! Who has admitted her? 1337 01:18:08,426 --> 01:18:10,400 He came to the ambulance, screaming from the pains. 1338 01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:12,680 But what pains? That woman has nothing! 1339 01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:15,200 But is it possible? With so many people getting sick, 1340 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:18,000 that one just wants to bother the working ones! 1341 01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:19,925 Sorry, I'm her husband, is she okay? 1342 01:18:20,187 --> 01:18:22,281 She's okay, she invented the apendicitis. 1343 01:18:22,481 --> 01:18:24,560 - Can I see her? - Even beat her! 1344 01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:25,840 Yes, thank you... 1345 01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:40,000 My daughter! But what happened? What did he do to you? 1346 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:42,000 Nothing, simple injuries. 1347 01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:49,920 Is the pillow okay so? 1348 01:18:50,040 --> 01:18:52,480 No, put another one, Idare ', do me the favor. 1349 01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:56,040 - So? - Aah! I feel like a pasha... 1350 01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:59,120 - Engineer, a cigarette? - Yes, lieutenent, thank you. 1351 01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:01,400 Will I cough up? - Here is the radio. 1352 01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:03,200 There are from the regiment? - Yes. 1353 01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:04,960 - What, is it the game? - Yes. 1354 01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:08,520 Does it bother you, lieutenant? Does it bother you, Elena? 1355 01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:11,320 - What you like, I like too. The tea, ma'am. 1356 01:19:11,440 --> 01:19:15,040 Bravo Armida, you interpreted exactly my thoughts! 1357 01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:17,840 Is there also the blackberry marmalade? - No, plum marmalade. 1358 01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:21,680 Then I bring also the biscuits. - Bravo, dear and beautiful Armida! 1359 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:25,560 How friendly she is, this looks like another house . 1360 01:19:25,680 --> 01:19:27,000 Here is the tea. - Come here. 1361 01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:33,520 - Albertino dear? - Hello gold little mother, what do you want? 1362 01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:36,480 At the entrance we put tiles or the marmite tiles? 1363 01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:39,880 You always do as you wish, even if I tell you anything else, put both of them! 1364 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:42,160 On the radio there is Toccata and fuga by Bach! 1365 01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:45,760 - Do we make it a Sganassina? - Yes, but now we listen to the radio! 1366 01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:49,200 - Armida the phone, take it! 1367 01:19:49,320 --> 01:19:50,640 Mamma, who will be? 1368 01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:54,320 I hope is the doctor, so I'll tell him today to get out the plaster! 1369 01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:58,040 There is the Monsignor on the phone. - Mamma, it's Monsignor, 1370 01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,240 I greet him! Come on, come on, come on, by... 1371 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:03,320 Dear Monsignor, my respects, how are you? 1372 01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:06,400 Yes, I am still nailed, because of my slip... 1373 01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:11,346 But I didn't miss it, I saw the Holy Mass on tv, here, in my family... 1374 01:20:11,546 --> 01:20:12,245 How am I? 1375 01:20:12,445 --> 01:20:15,387 I'm happy to have failed, just think! 1376 01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:18,720 Yes, no worries, no bills... 1377 01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:21,720 He was right, Mr Tocci. Ah, don't you know that? 1378 01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:23,273 I work for a company, 90 thousand lire plus the uncertainties, father, 1379 01:20:23,473 --> 01:20:27,278 sometimes that are more than certain... 1380 01:20:27,378 --> 01:20:31,025 No, sweetie, father,I am a salesman for a Mantova company. 1381 01:20:32,382 --> 01:20:34,720 Yes, unfortunately I will travel 6 days to 7, father. 1382 01:20:35,718 --> 01:20:38,110 Eh, it will be painful to be far away from my family... 1383 01:20:38,857 --> 01:20:41,177 away from my wife... by my mother-in-law... 1384 01:20:41,974 --> 01:20:43,011 from my sister-in-law, father. 1385 01:20:44,272 --> 01:20:47,251 Eh... what do you want to do, I was not born to build houses... 1386 01:20:48,065 --> 01:20:49,984 Yes, Father. But luckily... 1387 01:20:50,702 --> 01:20:53,230 As a child he has always been my dream to travel, father. 1388 01:20:54,364 --> 01:20:56,549 Will I be tired? Yes, I'll be tired father, but... 1389 01:20:58,048 --> 01:20:59,615 Monsignor, I like to travel. 1390 01:21:00,364 --> 01:21:01,547 No, no, I like... 1391 01:21:02,114 --> 01:21:04,348 More travel and more I like it. I like, I like, I like... 1392 01:21:17,938 --> 01:21:20,212 Do you like chocolates? Do you like it? 1393 01:21:20,559 --> 01:21:22,958 - Do not be disturbed. - For charity, offers my firm, 1394 01:21:23,415 --> 01:21:26,604 company Capelli di Mantova, famous for chocolates. Please... 1395 01:21:27,304 --> 01:21:29,794 - Thank you. - When do you get to Perma? 1396 01:21:30,101 --> 01:21:32,390 Modena 14 and 22, Reggio Emilia 14 and 41, 1397 01:21:32,815 --> 01:21:35,076 Parma 15 and 02. - But that's good! 1398 01:21:35,877 --> 01:21:38,023 Thanks... by now the train is my home. 1399 01:21:38,599 --> 01:21:40,898 Do you stop at Parma? - You also stop at "Perma"? 1400 01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:42,680 Maybe... 1401 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:46,200 In fact, I will stop! 1402 01:21:49,080 --> 01:21:50,240 Are you married? 1403 01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:52,240 Eh... 1404 01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:58,840 Are you married? 1405 01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:01,160 No, bachelor...